Coffee Anyone?
Ok so I went shopping the other day and because I don't have a penis, I spent some time comparing prices/weights/value :p of items. I also read labels and ingredients but that was more of a Saggitarian thing than a particularly female thing, I think. So anyway, I was in the coffee aisle, looking at the different coffees. I wasn't yet in dire need of coffee and I don't own one of those fancy contraptions that you load with those weird pods or capsules (and when the fuck did coffee go all Space Trek???) so I can't really say why I was looking at them (though it was probably also because I don't have a penis) other than just stuffing around (apparently both men and women do that). So I picked up a couple of them to read the backs. You know...like in a library.... And this is what I found:
"white star dust"???? stardust???? Are you fucking KIDDING me????? What the fuck happened here?? Did the labelling plant get its orders mixed up and send out the wine labels to the coffee emporium? Did a wine blurb writer (yes, blurb is an actual word. look it up if you don't believe me) get sacked for being a pretentious dickhead and find a job with a coffee company? Or.....did a coffee company just string a series of lush words together in the cynical belief that there are people stupid enough and insecure enough to be sucked into buying such bullshit??Please don't let them be right.....*sigh*.....they probably are though...... I'm not even going to comment on this one. I have a headache now.