There is a well known diner at my place which a lot of visitors come too. However we do have to employ a bodyguard at the door to try kick out the worst offenders who try to gain entry under any pretext. Wanted posters are now out for:
You can run but you can't hide
uses her beauty to try charm the pants off everyone
AND the worst ones of the lot-they come in heavily armed and in numbers so that they can protect their front,middle and rear.............
The SBWA
(Small BristleWorm Army)