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Name that Body? [nsfw]
In celebration and to pay homage to the Fish Guessing Game thread.​
We have decided to run a "Name that Body?" segment.​
You have the internet at your disposal ~​
We display the images​
to fetch!​
:)​
paula-garces.jpg
Clue: Colombia.​
 

MichelleShocked

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In celebration and to pay homage to the Fish Guessing Game thread.​
We have decided to run a "Name that Body?" segment.​
You have the internet at your disposal ~​
We display the images​
to fetch!​
:)​
Clue: Colombia.​
I'm sorry and no offence to the lovely lady pictured but....her bottom looks decidedly ....mottled....and a bit yellowish....quite unattractive, I have to say. And before anyone goes off on a "you're just jealous" tangent - I'm not. I appreciate beauty in men or women equally (and am equally uninterested in sex with either as well but that's another story) and am delighted to see a nice female form as much as a male one....but her bottom really spoils this :(
 
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haha, Fair call. Its prob cold, or she has been sitting on various surfaces all day.
I dont really care about the little details, just that the overall package is hot.
 

MichelleShocked

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well...yes...but the bit your attention is drawn inexorably down to, is her arse. you would think that the bit in question would be looking its best, yes?
 
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Ok you got me, Its a crap photo. but normally she's hot! :)
Your good value girl!
 

MichelleShocked

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well hell, there's nothing about me that photoshop couldnt fix either :confused: *waits for them to unravel the double negative*
....but it wouldnt be me...or real....or worth taking the photo coz I could just make up imaginary images rather than photograph real, actually sexy people.....
I guess my point is that I like to see pix of nice looking people (and my idea of nice looking might differ from the generally accepted version) but I like them to be genuinely nice looking (I have this thing about honesty and authenticity *sigh*) not just a pic of some mediocre chancer who knows their way round Photo Suite.
I am listening to episodes of QI (specifically XL F11 Filml episode) while writing this and I just learned that in the US (specifically LA) people bleach their anus to make it nice and pink and clean and ....well...not brown....I can see the applications in the porn industry but wonder what sort of person would be likely to do this in everyday life. I have an awful mental dialogue going now thats along the lines of "oh, hi, honey, I'm just off to have my brazillian and anal bleach, do you want me to pick up a butt plug for you?"
And now I am wondering which you would do first? The brazillian or the bleach? I'm betting the bleach because I can imagine what bleach would feel like on freshly waxed....delicate...skin...
*mental note to google this*
 

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it's Stephen Fry's fault. I am just insatiably curious and especially intrigued by the things humans think up to do to themselves & others.
 

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Never a dull moment in this place. :D
Didn't know about the anal bleaching, but then I never thought about it. Unfortunately I can now never watch porn again without thinking about some tool pouring domestos around their bung to make it all clean and pink looking lol.