"Now that your in IT, when me PC packs up, I will call you guy's"
I have a very easy solution to PC problems.
Step 1. Threaten it, this usually doesn't have the desired affect but it does help your mental state in preparation for step two.
Step 2. Give it a nudge.
Step 3. Similar to step one only a bit louder accompanied by slamming the mouse or keyboard a bit.
Step 4. Get hold of a solid object that is unbreakable and hit the bloody thing a few times.
Step 5. Explain to the kids and the other half how the PC just happened to go sliding off the table onto the floor and say it was getting old anyway so lets go get a new one.
I have a very easy solution to PC problems.
Step 1. Threaten it, this usually doesn't have the desired affect but it does help your mental state in preparation for step two.
Step 2. Give it a nudge.
Step 3. Similar to step one only a bit louder accompanied by slamming the mouse or keyboard a bit.
Step 4. Get hold of a solid object that is unbreakable and hit the bloody thing a few times.
Step 5. Explain to the kids and the other half how the PC just happened to go sliding off the table onto the floor and say it was getting old anyway so lets go get a new one.